As the paint disappears from Old Paint, I've often joked that it would be nice if someone would smack Old Paint hard enough to allow me to take it in and get it re-painted, but not so hard that anyone would get hurt.
And so, last week, as I rounded the corner from the grocery store laden with Thanksgiving goods, a blonde woman in an SUV turned into the front left fender of my car, then drove blythely away.
Fortunately, the cars behind us also making that turn graciously allowed me to speed up, change lanes and follow her, signaling all the while for her to get her ass over to the side of the road.
When she finally pulled over, she said all wide-eyed, "But I didn't even hit you!"
I was afraid she wouldn't exchange her info with me, so I hopped out of Old Paint and took photos of her car with my cell phone.
"What are you doing? What are you taking pictures of?" she asked nervously. She looked at the pushed in fender on my car with a swathe of white across it and rubbed her paint off my car with her fingertips. "I don't see any damage," she said.
It wasn't quite the painting hit I had been joking about as I don't think the hood was affected at all, but it's fairly obvious that the fender is bent where it meets the front bumper.
All the while, she kept protesting that she hadn't hit me, even though she had drifted into my lane on a turn.
Finally got her info and told her I'd take my car in to get an estimate. She asked me to please not turn it in to her insurance. She even tried to insinuate that Old Paint, a low rider by design, had somehow lifted up and scratched her Cadillac SVU along its fender, where we both saw a long black scratch and dent. If Old Paint could fly, maybe!
In any case, I'll need to make an appointment to have the fender checked. The episode left me pretty anxious and shaky, even though it wasn't extremely damaging. I hate car incidents. Old Paint may not be much of a looker, but he's
my car and ain't no one gonna diss my ride!