Why can't I meet John Cusack from an online ad? :/

Oh, and for anyone who's curious what resulted from the ad Matt wrote for me: 60 incoming emails. After having Sushi vet the dudes, I wrote back to one guy but a couple of emails later we were both like, "Eh." I showed the emails and photos to Chris yesterday; we both chuckled at "Mr. Angst" whose photo showed a very attractive young (we stress young) man curled up and looking wistful. Or maybe beaten up. Either way he was cute, but that couldn't have been a photo of the guy who wrote. Anyone who looks like that doesn't need to meet chicks online.