A Game Player's Prayer:

Please, please, don't invite Rob to beta test any more games. I don't know how many more swear words I can handle on this day without picking up an iron skillet and bashing in his computer to make it go away. I am a sweet, kind, patient woman but if I have to listen to more desk poundings and foul language I will have to smack him. With something heavy. Right upside the head.