And now for some recent Sheepville Conversations of Note:

Tracy: (glancing at empty cupboards and finding nothing to prepare at dinner-time) I can't cook!
Rob: That's never stopped you before.

Cherub Chris (from the passenger seat): Without my glasses on, I can't really see anything on the dashboard.
Cherub Phil (from the backseat): Me, either. I can see there's lights and stuff, but I can't see what the numbers are.
Tracy (peering over her glasses as she negotiates a turn): Me, too. Without my glasses on, I can't see...
Cherub Chris: MOM!!! Put those back on; you're driving!