Ouch.

Which conversation is most likely to happen:

A. Woman 1: I'm having surgery on my intimate bits.
Woman 2: Ohmygod! I'll go with you to the doctor's office in case you need anything!

B. Man 1: I'm having surgery on my intimate bits.
Man 2: Dude! That sucks! I'll go with you to the doctor's office in case you need anything!

Blessed be Renee, who waited with me for half hour before my appointment, waited for me during the hour it took for the procedure to be completed, and then bought my lunch afterwards. I am home now, fairly uncomfortable but should be okay. There was a bit of excitement in the middle of the procedure during which the lasso wasn't working and there were no replacement lassos so we had to wait while the nurse went to get....scissors.

Hence, ouch. I'm going to lie down now.