Tuesday, May 13, 2003

In today's news: I have bronzed my legs. Not in the same way as baby's first shoes, but still pretty effective. Remind me to not walk from the bathroom toward the bedroom looking down at them and admiring the sunny glow such that now I have a bronzed lump growing on my scalp.

I also have bronze palms, which is rather amusing. I hope wresting with pumice-infused soap will take care of them. Plus I'm sort of sticking to things, possibly leaving bronzed thigh prints wherever I go.

The things we do in our vanity :)

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003

In today's news: I have bronzed my legs. Not in the same way as baby's first shoes, but still pretty effective. Remind me to not walk from the bathroom toward the bedroom looking down at them and admiring the sunny glow such that now I have a bronzed lump growing on my scalp.

I also have bronze palms, which is rather amusing. I hope wresting with pumice-infused soap will take care of them. Plus I'm sort of sticking to things, possibly leaving bronzed thigh prints wherever I go.

The things we do in our vanity :)

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