I'll be volunteering up at Phil's school again. They're finishing up a science segment on the brain. Today, they are going to dissect a ... sheep's brain. Rob said, "When they plop it on the table, Phil, I want to you look all disappointed and demand to know where the rest of it is. Tell them you were expecting you'd be dissecting the brain with the rest of it still attached."

My job is to make sure he doesn't ask :)