Hmmm. One of my staffers has come up with this creative solution to having gear specific to the little game without mentioning its name.

I don't have a beard. Maybe a little peachy fuzz on my lip, but certainly not a curly, collarbone scraping one as depicted in the artwork (which you can see by clicking on the Zoom button).

It happened thusly: following a discussion of swearing and use of masked vulgarity, during which I suggested someone come up with a suitable ancient Greeky alternative to mixed up garbage characters from the keyboard. Someone suggested several things, including swearing by the beard of.... and naturally, that's the only one that stuck in people's minds, probably because I objected since, as mentioned above, I don't have a beard.

And I don't. But if you'd like to help fund the Par-tay and have some proceeds go toward the WTC relief fund, by all means, buy gear that depicts someone who doesn't look like me because she has a beard from this website.