Happy b'lated b'day to you, too, Corey!

Which while typing that out reminded me of a story. :>

Liz was planning a business trip to New Orleans and someone from our Georgia office and I were planning the itinerary. They had meetings all day long for three days, but the last day was the travel day and they could sleep in and relax before their flights home.

"I want to walk around a bit," said the Georgian. "Last time Liz and I were here, we went to one of these little cafes for breakfast and had them, whaddya callits, bidets."

She was mortified two seconds later when she realized she and Liz had had beignets and not personal cleansing.