Some (relative) humor: As Rob and I were eating dinner and I watched the news.
"Oh, no!" I said, "A bomb sniffing dog just found a bomb at the Empire State Building."
"One that didn't go off?" Rob asked.
I blinked at him. "Well...if it had gone off, I think everyone would have been able to find it."
"Oh. Here's my sign"

Say good night, Gracie. Good night, Gracie!

Some (relative) humor: As Rob and I were eating dinner and I watched the news.
"Oh, no!" I said, "A bomb sniffing dog just found a bomb at the Empire State Building."
"One that didn't go off?" Rob asked.
I blinked at him. "Well...if it had gone off, I think everyone would have been able to find it."
"Oh. Here's my sign"

Say good night, Gracie. Good night, Gracie!